Why does the Dunmer cross the road?
We pretend to have interviewed some eminent minds in order to answer this question.
If the Dunmer walks five miles in one hour it will take him precisely two seconds and a third of a second to cross the road.
The road is one-way only and I await at the end of it.
Hmm, I like nasty Dunmers...
We all have to cross the road to open our mind to more knowledge but shall not step away from the path of wisdom.
The Dunmer goes where the wind blows and no road will tell him where to walk.
He must be looking for some fertile grounds to plant some seeds...
Luck may be found at every crossroad... or not!
Surely this is one more questing Dunmer adventurer, may his courage be rewarding.
Roads were made to be followed or crossed, the Dunmer deals the road his own way.
Wondrous plains of green grass, and may the moths pass.
What's the point of making up some plot if you reveal it before it's achieved? Just wait and observe... And then you learn.
I have an answer so how much do you wish to know it?
Sadly, your life will not be long enough to truly answer this question.
There are two sides to a road: that of preys, and that of hunters. The Dunmer chose his side.
Roads have no sense for the damned.
I don't know but I have two axes and three swords to test.
Why bother to know that? If he's hot, let's do it, if he's not, undo him.
I'd rather wish to know why his people bear such a love for necromantic practices.
Ask him the question if you have balls.
Do you really think I care? I don't. You shouldn't. Leave.
If focusing on walking doesn't fix the problem he should try some disease.
Because! Now it's settled, let's drink to my unrelenting logical spirits! (Got the pun?)
The part about the road is hilarious! Can you tell it again?
This question again? No matter how much you run you're not advancing.
I am currently dead. Leave your complain and I may answer in my next incarnation.
If you don't already know the answer no one should bother to tell you.
The Dunmer is surely patroling.
There must be something great to deal on the other side of this road...
Don't let the road prevent you from taking a walk on the death side of life.
When you say "the" road, do you imply a specific road or is it more of a concept? And have you yet thought of how you are connected to the road? [...] Hence, the meaning of Sithis.