TES - If your son hears about it...

^{After I was done dealing the assassins, the queen had the corpses removed from her bedroom. As I took some cuts she insisted to take a look over the wounds to heal them with a spell. Despite all I had already been into --Ash creatures and Dagoth Ur, talking with Vivec, dealing with Telvannis; I couldn't help but feel nervous and clench my fingers around the handle of my bound dagger. It would soon disappear and I wondered what I would hold myself to at this point.
"Not everybody can boast to have had the Nerevarine for bodyguard for a night," the queen said. "You were perfect and I wish to give you a special reward. ...Do you know how they kiss in High Rock...?"
"By Azura, you're not thinking... If your son hears about it..."
"Believe me, Helseth knows about everything in this castle before it even happens. He's likely already aware of what's happening down your underwear, serjo."
"Oh damn, damn... What will I tell him when I see him tomorrow?"
"Just smile and you shouldn't need to talk about it."}

[lol] That's some kinky pic I wanted to practice with transparence and radiosity, and I've very happy with the outcome of the ears. A bit less with the vanishing effects of the dagger. Whatever.
I wanted to add more wrinkles to Barenziah at first but as I looked up references I realized she aged damn well XD
I tend to think that seeing the queen's reputation (according to the unofficial biography), she would surely find it a waste to have her bodyguard getting bored in her bedroom after killing the Dark Brotherhood assassins...

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